This sign combines the annoying pervasiveness of the "Need a Penny Leave a Penny" signs with the ickiness of the "If it's Yellow Let it Mellow if it's Brown Flush it Down" signs.
I guess I could start selling this on Etsy. . .

Because you can't really say "Need a Crap. Take a Crap"
Although you could say "Need to Crap?" I guess...
Meh.
I guess the second part should read: Need to crap? Take a crap.
ReplyDeleteThat would be better.