My priceless day

Waking up late and stumbling out of the house, hopping on my bike, riding away, realizing I forgot my helmet, riding back to the house, getting my keys from my backpack, going in the house, getting my helmet, putting it on, riding a mile before realizing I forgot to put my backpack on, and having to ride back home home and eventually drive to work--$1. (In gas.)

Kicking a ball into the glass while playing with the kids at home-- $150.

Hearing Owen say, "I need a frickin drink"--priceless.