Dinosaur Mass Grave Uncovered

A great day for conservative Christians.

This is proof of the site where Jesus gathered together the last remaining Plateosaurus and destroyed them with his super powers. Other cuter dinosaurs were cuddled and let free to extinctify themselves or become birds.

In fact, when you think about it...

". . . .if you strip away the evolutionary hype, there is nothing fantastic or eerie about dinosaurs. There is no reason to see them as something so startlingly different from the present world that it should be hard to conceive of them living on the planet at the same time as people or giraffes.

Size? The largest dinosaur was probably smaller than today’s blue whale. The average size was probably that of the great red kangaroo.

Big teeth? There are flesh-eating and plant-eating creatures alive which, proportionate to their body size, also have massive teeth."

Funding for this post provided by: http://www.creationmuseum.org/

And that's the truth!
Actually that is not the truth.