WE CANNOT LOSE

So tomorrow is the 4th of July and you should all be celebrating this joyous and prosperous land instead of reading blogs.

But in case you are, this float for tomorrow's Rochester Children's Parade is sponsored by:

• The blood shed by the original 13 colonies and the brave men who fought to free us from the tyranny of unwanted soldier sleepovers and excessive taxes on tea.
• The blood of the slaves who built this great country only to be told that they are not black enough to be president.
• Our next door neighbor who had a life size patriotic bear she wanted to give us.
• My mom's flag collection.
  
• Zip Ties.