Thoughts for the day

Things I like:

• Relaxing at home on a day off without a care in the world.
• Children that behave themselves are are genuinely happy to have a story quiet story read to them.
• Children who do not climb on me.
  
• Tylenol
• Bags of Frozen Peas
• That my wife gave me a baby monitor.
• Being brought a plate of cookies by my children.
  

Things I don't like

• The Eagles' song The Best of My Love being played during a medical procedure. As I said to the doctor after being given a local anesthetic below the belt. . ."I think the Eagles are dead below the waist, too."
  
• Waddling
• Dull pain
• Wincing
  
• Paying for four kids to attend college
• Laughing (but just for today)
  
• Infomercials
• Doctors who laugh during any invasive procedure.